Dodo I.N.K. (I Now Know) – The Virgin Issue: Jan – May 2010

Posted by nco_que_frabelardo in Jun 28, 2010, under Uncategorized

Finally, after days and hours of profound articles, mind-bleeding editing, and nerve-wracking graphic layout designing, we would like to present everyone the rebirth of Dodo Sales newsletter: Dodo INK (I Now Know).For our maiden issue, we are featuring the recent record-breaking achievements of the Dodo Sales Family and some bits and pieces from our contributors. We will also have a chance to get to know our collegues and read some inspiring words from our managers. Hope you all enjoy.

Here are some articles that were not included due to technical reasons but are still worth reading.




Aquarius January 20 – February 18
If you were born under the sign of Aquarius, this is going to be your lucky day. Because air is your element, you will receive a call from a customer who would like to sign up for mobile wireless broadband but will not have funds today.

Pisces February 19 – March 20

Because you are under Pisces, you will have fried tilapia for your lunch, and because of that, you’ll get yourself messed up and wont make sales at all. But your TL will give you a hug,, be contented.

Aries  March 21 – April 19

Aries’ element is fire, you’ll get fired today. It’s time for you to get a new job, since 2010 is not your lucky year, you’ll get hired next summer.

Taurus April 20 – May 20

Your element is earth, you might be at Level 1 for more than a year now, try joining Miss Earth, you might level up. But if you’re a guy, try Mr Earth, if that exists, Gow..

Gemini May 21 – June 20

Because the current date is under Gemini, all who were born under this zodiac will get a 5 in 1 Sale today with 3 mobiles. You’ll have EOI today, but at 5:15 PM. Anyway enjoy..

Cancer June 21 – July 22

If you already suffered from cancer, be thankful, because if you haven’t, you’ll get brain cancer because of too much stress from your TL who happens to be the love of your life as well. Double dead.

Leo July 23 – August 22

Your callback today will not push through, it will be rescheduled again next week. So move on to your next call and that might be a 2in1, prepaid activation or Dial Up, you choose.

Virgo August 23 – September 22

All rise to the Virgins,put your hands up, at last you’ll get your first sale for the week. And you’ll finally get laid tonight.

Libra September 23 – October 22

(sigh) Because you’re Libra and we’re both of the same sign, you are the luckiest among all, your TL will sign your appraisal and most of all, you’ll get a kiss from your crush later, haha.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21

You will be caught by Rey Iglesia’s father using Facebook on your station and you’ll get a DPF from your TL. Worst of all, IT will deactivate browsing privileges on all stations, then we ‘ll beat you up outside.

Sagitarius November 22 – December 21

Good news, your customer has funds already and you can now process your mobile sign ups, bad news is, still not enough to cover delivery fee. Ayyyy….

Capricorn December 22 – January 19

Today is also your day, you will receive an applause from your team mates because of the 5n1 mobile sales. But 2 of them will be aborted due to change mind, 2 for credit check failed and 1 for port rejected. Anyways, there will always be room for reprocess. Jejeje. And yes, stop being a jejemon. Please.



by James Samonte

Its a bouncing baby ball!

What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? Well, that’s not what literally happened when we first met for a game, but it was certainly a memorable and if I may say a looney way to start a basketball league. From serious injuries to some brawls here and there, the once simple placing of bets has evolved to a big time league. The sweaty under shirts were replaced by shiny and silky colorful uniforms,and the side sweepers and security guards were taken over by cheering girls and guys (yes, they cheer for us too.) The Dodo sales basketball league has been a victory itself. It only proves that we are not only MVPs at work, but also champions in promoting camaraderie.

Are You Red or Black?

NBA, PBA, UAAP, NCAA, or just a simple paliga ni mayor; every league has a rivalry. For Dodo Sales, its Green and Black. So how in the name of Michael Jordan did the rivalry start? Out of boredom from placing bets, we thought of organizing an official basketball league. We came up with four teams to start the series and ended up with two teams, RED AND BLACK, to continue the battle for championship. The Black team emerged victorius and became the “1st Conference Champions.” After the provocative match, every game of Black vs. Red has always been anticipated not only for the intense rivalry but also for the good looking players of the Reds… and some from Black . (wait for next issue’s addendum)

Black Rain

It was a championship made from the beginning of the game as the blacks were always leading in the remarkable play: Between the legs lay up by Zacky that sealed the championship bout of the. The __ conference finals was capped with a score of 101 / 94 in favor of the Blacks. It was also a triumphant night for Ramon Ayento as he was announced the season’s MVP. Let’s hear it for the rest of Team Black:

Zacky Aguell

Jelo Ong

Mirk Cabigao

Louie Tan

Reigner Dapol

Florian Matias

Maximo Encilla

Eduardo Gittap

Jeff Magdael

Vincent John Chua

Francis Rodriguez

Florentino Alejandro

See you all next conference!


Wizard of Oz

DID” – an auxilliary verb and is the past tense of do


Where DID you BUY your modem?

DID you CALL your mom earlier?

How DID it GO?

DID you SEE Fritz outside?

DID you INFORM your TL about the incident?

What DID you DO???


“My phone will go flat any time now!” – no, the phone will not get ran over by a bus til it gets literally flat, it means that they are running out of battery power.

“I won’t have the funds til the fortnight.” – so that’s four nights from now, yipee. Na-ah, that’s a period of fourteen days or two weeks.


That’s it peeps, please watch out for the much awaited Dodoera article on the next issue of Dodo INK.

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Posted by nco_que_frabelardo in Jun 28, 2010, under Uncategorized

MAS QUE NADA – from the Brazilian street slang, Mas que Nada socially means “unbelievable!” It is a popular phrase to describe something extremely amazing or beyond realities. Popularized by Sergio Mendez with his 60′s bossanova hit, the song has been a significant part of the World Cup which unites different races through sports. With the song’s solidifying impact and the phrase’s colloquial interpretation, it is indeed a Mas Que Nada for the Dodo Sales Family!

There’s no better way to start our thread by bragging about the success of the MAS QUE NADA – Dodo Sales Midyear Party. Heavy downpour did not stop the Dodo Sales family to hold the most anticipated sales party ever. Held at Kyoto Jack Restaurant in Park Shaw Blvd, the al-fresco area was jam-packed by some 180 wet (literally) and wild partygoers. Japanese food (oddly), beers, and a wholatta fun set the mood for the Brazilian-themed party.

Igniting the bomb was the night’s hosts Mike Lim and Bryan Macarubbo who contaged  everyone with their energy. 

The programme started with a hot welcome video presetantion which was followed by the much awaited Dodo Sales Midyear Awards 2010. The awarding ceremony was highlighted by video clips of the awardees that gave the crowd an MTV awards experience (at least there was an effort heehee) but the spotlight was definitely owned by the awardess themselves. Let’s all give it up for our winners:  


Special Campaign: Cecille Daed (Team Macky) – 3.25 mobile SPD – January to March 2010

Inbound Campaign: Michael Tayson (Team Vonn) – 135 mobiles – January to March 2010

TOP AGENT FOR COLD CAMPAIGN AGENT SPD - Maria Victoria Ginez – 2.52 Agent SPD

  BEST IN QUALITY - Franc Louie Tan (Team Vonn) average score 2.95 – January to May 2010

BEST IN ATTENDANCELeonides Cuntapay -  No lates, no absences, no sick leaves SINCE May 26, 2008 (WHOA)

BEST TEAM LEADER - Asackil Aguell

BEST SALES COACH - Maria Russella Casido


Here are some snapshots of the awarding ceremony clips:


And of course the party would’ve not been possible without the support of our leaders. Thanks Boss Jayps and Boss David for letting us do our own thing for the party (i know the idea’s kinda gay heehee)

We were also serenaded by Gen and Mirk who performed an accoustic rendition of “tattooed on my mind”

Now, let’s take a look at more Mas Que Nada moments. Enjoy!

We’ll see you guys again on our next event as we still have more reasons to parteeeeeh!

You may leave your comments/feedback about the recent party and make suggestions for our future events.

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Dodo Sales Manila

Posted by nco_que_frabelardo in Jun 28, 2010, under Uncategorized


As part of our goal to expand the horizon of our department, we are launching our online home dedicated to the hardworking people of Dodo Sales Manila. In here, we will keep you posted for work-related updates, social events, or just anything that ‘s worth the cyberspace. We will also feature RAW editions of our official newsletter Dodo INK. Enjoy!

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